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Todavía no he visto la película, pero hace no mucho leí lo siguiente y me hizo gracia:

05/05/02: memorable performance by Kirsten Dunst' tits

Posted by: a@b.c (Bigbang)

The screen presence commanded by the two perfectly round globules of bouncy mammory, also known as the tits of Kirsten Dunst, was hypnotic. There was a side story thrown in that had something to do with the Marvel superhero spider-man but who cares. That little story was consistently overshadowed by the two objects hanging off Dunst body, so round Tobey Macguire successfully performed elaborate Pi calculations between scenes.

Now, I've seen great tits before, in the flesh and on the screen, and on almost every level of consciousness I know they're nothing but fat and some glands that help produce milk for babies through a pinkish protrusion called a "nipple." These simple blobs shouldnt excite me.

And yet, the wet t-shirt scene was enthralling. Kirsten's tits flexed their acting muscle (or fat) and didn't miss a beat, capturing the imagination of the audience as they stared in wide-eyed awe of the majesty of it all. Oh yeah, some guy named spiderman continued to intrude in this movie, but luckily he played a bit part.

The funny thing is, I'm really not kidding all that much. The way Raimi shot her tits (the cleavage in the opening scene) and the clothes she was wearing and who she is, her tits really did command much screen presence.

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