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/* Real programmers don't comment their code.
It was hard to write, it should be hard to understand. */

*/ Real computer scientists don't comment their code. The identifiers are
so long they can't afford the disk space. */

/* Real software engineers don't debug programs, they verify correctness.
This process doesn't necessarily involve execution of anything on a computer,
except perhaps a Correctness Verification Aid package. */